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So I got myself a Kindle Fire
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i am so hype and also cant help but to laugh because @synnesai already got me my birthday/christmas presents IN FUCKING OCTOBER and literally sent them to me already and im like HOLY SHIT and she keeps hyping me up by saying its something awesome and
skelliwog: skelliwog: can we just u can call me a whore if u like but like im lit showing my leg lol so fuck u
holdittillithurts: i’m 60% sure that i went through the 7 stages of grief when i realised i was into omorashi • SHOCK & DENIAL - “Noo i can’t be turnt on by people needing to pee, im so vanilla”• PAIN & GUILT - “fuck what if i do,
*slowly wakes up to my puppy for once actually curled up nuzzling in my side* Omg I’m blessed..* moves away a lil to get up but then shewakes up and crawls over and stretches her whole body on top of mine, resting her head on my shoulder/chest*Fuck
Golly gee life been depressing for the last 2 weeks (technically 3 years if we are being honest) and it’s still going I’m so tired….. I just don’t want to do things but I have so much I need to do and tried of being fake with my friends when
fluffy-omorashi: So… I just broke my window……. My parents are gonna kill me my parents are gonna kill me lol… (There was a bug in my window and went to smash it……… broken the window. Idndkdmdodkdkd fuck) Update: y’all think I’m playing…..
*grinds teeth until they break* I’m gonna combust with anger today I s2g I just been building up rage and I’m gonna lose my minddddddddddddddddd
slenclerman: grungeajax: THIS IS NOT GRUNGE U IDIOTS!!!! YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT GRUNGE MEANS SO SHUT THE FUCK UP im sorry grungeajax
lookslikeazipper: Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a streetlamp and when he clicked his lighter THE FUCKING STREETLIGHT WENT OUT I stopped in my tracks and stared at this guy who looks up at me then to his lighter
qlazzarusgooodbyehorses: papatulus: omegaboost: DUDE HE IS SO FUCKING DUMB WHAT Pence even said he wasn’t at all offended lol knowing Jon im sure this is irony~….but since dump is elected….I dont know what is real anymore lol
trendymuslim: okaysizedbangtheory: itnernet: IM SO FUCKING SCARED WHO WAS THIS omegle: connecting you to alternate universes since 2009 THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST EVER lol… This is a pervert tactic for the ugly ones. What you do is record a
lmao….Oh Tumblr. ***NOTE: I got this off a website. Im not NOT reblogging. So fucking calm down you douche nozzles. ;)
ladyrigormortis: whipstickagoprabzz: wearypansy: im crying from laughing so hard i feel so bad for this man i think i might’ve turned him gay but i have no regrets oh m ygod omg Marry me. A-fucking-mazing! I dunno what’s worse. The black
toastdurr: fairyspork: floptart: ass2007: im so glad my boyfriends penis is 2 bread lengths long (: Who the fuck measures dick size in bread
burritolover97: eyebrow game strong? more like eyeBAG game strong. i’m fucking exhausted. haha lol
elihzbah: yukikachan: cherrytreetimes: shotgun-shuts-his-cakehole: franknteen: blainewarbler: tellyleung: barbarahj: kissmyfashionbitch: Bubbles is so cute lol buttercup look like Hitler oh my fucking god im dying oh my GOD omg buttercup
saggerboxxx: twist-fate: tormans-space: Y'ALL WHO DID THIS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 IM SO FUCKING MAD!!!!! @thehoosh @appetitusinvictus @kh2rac WHO DID THIS!!!! lol #truth it’s a real give and take situation
torahiko-kun: zantheravingsoulwolf: resurrectedreplayer: roavaswardrobe: morenatsu, the comic sans powerpoint THIS IS SO FUCKING PERFECT IM CRYING This is literally the most perfect thing I’ve ever seen. And I hate this meme too. OH MY GOD. LOL.
kyunomahou: mufasaaabitch: jahchanel: Im so mad at this lol fucking hate y’all HAfahahahah
alphamachine replied to your post “Question mark”We are the same fucking person… Only diferent im sure, but so fucking similar.We can be twins for a day. But just for a day! I’m not sure the world could handle two of me lol :P
shithappens-but-lifegoeson: Lol
thechocolatarian: gazzymouse: tranquiltrev: watre: hiero-glyph: Lmao she bout that life IM SO FUCKING WEAK She ain’t for the bullshit She doesn’t even say anything! I’m literally choking over here Kathy Lee stayed evil as fuck til the end
weaintaboutshit: theamazonparagon: clarknokent: rudegyalchina: bleeding-art: yungelonmusk: kentrippy: IM SO DEAD, this is petty 😂 sonnn Super petty Um …….. Yall baaalllssssyyyy lol!!! “Yo who the fuck been Ridin in your shit? Who
galaxysuicide: cleophatracominatya: moonlitcity: IM FUCKING DYING HAHAHAThis whole event is so fucking surreal *falls down a flight of stairs* Deadddddd
officialcrow: this website made drinking water fucking corny now im tryna get so dehydrated when i skeet in her mouth she gotta chew it first
soulbruva3: thebbwnextdoor: sleep-less-i-n-s-o-m-n-i-a-c: lyonnnss: yoncehaunted: IM FUCKING ROLLINGGGGGGGGGG DAMN It looks like she’s being so sincere and I believe her well damn lololol
succotashes: pinkconcepts: pettydavis: i-know-that-im-short: I would burn Facebook to the ground for a tic tac if I was given the opportunity this house is fucking ugly. so no. I live in a apartment so yes cause I never use Facebook anyway
lukki1: tahreza: im ready for this to be the new wave She is so fucking fine. Like, I’m literally crying because I can actually feel her
shessofuckedinthehead: theperksofbeinga-jackass: theperksofbeinga-jackass: cumfort: how does one turn their emotions off Okay so first go to settings I’m a fucking idiot I thought that said emojis at first no, im still willing to try this,
karayray1: callme-coco: chrissongzzz: 😂😂 he said I’m not about quarrel with no nigga that humps his homeboys 😂 I’m fucking dead. Bruhhhhhh im so dead
beautifulsdot: everydayfixxx: factsmyguy: brownbbygirl: Im hungry asf who feeding me?? me 💀💀💀💀 Y'all so fucking disrespectful 😂😂
im-a-deceptikhan: mstheda: tartemis: mercedesbenzodiazepine: Wish she didn’t wear those ugly ass shoes tho I wish she wasn’t so fucking corny This the video y'all was talkin about? 💀💀💀💀💀
micheal1210: fkatwigs:Bye this is so funny Lmaoo im the drama music that cuts on out of no where “Drama music” good sir that is “Get Money” it deserves name recognition for still being a dope ass beat 22 years later
angelamerkel: yeezyslides: angelamerkel: yeezyslides: neither, bc brownies are fucking nasty and so are the bitches who eat them I’m sorry that nobody in your family can bake my moms a private chef and im in culinary training dont roast us
creamynut: flexico-burress: dailyvideogames: YOU’RE NEXT Mortal Kombat X: WHO GON BE NEXT? Mortal Kombat 11: BITCH YOU NEXT IM FINNA FUCK YA ASS UP GET ON THE STICKS I’m so dam excited Got damn let that nigga die lol
ryandevon: diamondcrownedcracker: sakkakumon: she’s so fucking funny IM PUSSY BITCH!!!!! …. *hard soft moan* I love her so fucking much lol
stateofnatureisastateofwar: If cardio wasn’t so fucking hardio I’d do it for more than an hour. Forget an hour, im still not even at 5 minutes lol
gingeyy: IM GOING HOME TODAY FOR THE WEEKEND!! I’m so pleased As you can tell :3 Was kinda stalking my own photos and decided that I’m fucking adorable and anyone would be lucky to have me and I don’t know WHY I can’t get relationships
kisshugger: me 22 hoppin into a discord with 19 year olds: hey who wants to talk about cartoons you definitely wont remember im so fucking old. old achey bones comin thru lol
adidvs: kingies: THIS MAKES ME SO MAD IM SO FUCKING MAD ABOUT THIS MUG LOL
filthkid: filthkid: millions of real existing people fall in love with straight men. what the fuck im still thinking about this. they dont just befriend and hang out with straight men, they get emotional about them. they think ‘this person is the
electric-candle1ight replied to your post: fml i have to make my japanese binder hella nice… i’ve to live life, but im lazy, so fuck it. LOL D: oh boy
elkoi: ariturl: OVEN BAKING. HEAVY BREATHING. DONT GIVE A FUCK IF ITS CARBS THAT IM EATING. im so done with this fucking website
niallofficul: niallofficul: me: omg the One Direction perfume is so ridiculous lol no one is gonna buy it mom: so you’re not gonna buy it? me: i made this a year ago and its still relevant fuck im whipped
chuloa: gingerkahn: thatkiddannylok: chuloa: thatkiddannylok: chuloa: thatkiddannylok: chuloa: I need to tan I need you in my life Everyone does 💋 Na but your mine, so fuck everyone lol jk Lolol Its cool your laughing now, but when im
pinkbabyprincess: cummbunny: masochistic-babygirl: Isnt this @cummbunny ?????????? EDIT: THIS IS HER FUCKING ICON WTF I’m really confused because I see a picture of a blanket and a teddy bear? No I’m p sure that’s you??? ITS STILL A TEDDY
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gonna be honest but when i first learned about the gigapause i was like, that’s cool, it’s gonna be gr8 omg the intensity of it all aaa so pumped etc, but then a few hours passed by and i curled up on my bed thinking about how sad i am LOL
wetnreadyteen18: 3 pussies and no condom needed…im going to be so fucking horny when im pregnant lol
I kind of love this pic(even thought im barely in it and had to crop some women out)bcause sam looks hot and is so fucking sunny and beautiful and calm and serine. and it makes me want to go back to London already and just live there lol
bitchface12345: Girls love a bad ass rebel right? Im your’e guy. Im eating in the library right now LOL! Im so bad ass I cant wait to go home and fuck my dog
lol apparently Nestlé water is gross and not worthy of Garnet, so I got the good stuff
so usually me and @littleperyton watch Voltron right as it drops but i have midterms tomorrow for my early as fuck class and ill haveta go to bed early, so, them being the angel that they are, are going to WAIT till I get home so we can watch it together
oh and I don’t mean “fucked up” as in its a bad game. Just that the storyline/events are intense as shit lololol im so sad. so so sad. pls protect thos e gir l s,,
rwbyuri: dogtit: i already blocked u so you’ll probably never see this, but im still gonna go at this because it really really needs to be said chill the fuck out already, goddamn. honestly y’all gonna go on a rampage over ships of all things??
isaia: republiccityobsessed: recordedmyth: Korra: “Avatar Kyoshi, I need advice to stop Amon and Tarrlok!” Kyoshi: “BEAT THAT MOTHERFUCKER WITH THAT OTHER MOTHERFUCKER!!!” Korra: “Oh God!” IM SO FUCKING DONE FFUUUUUUU